Imagine being pulled over for speeding and then having to lend the policeman a pen so he could write out your ticket. This happened when a motorcycle policeman left his pens at the office.
And there was the time a policeman pulled over a young buck and while inspecting his car managed to run over him - with his own car!
And then there was the off-duty policeman who went to the aid of a woman in distress - only to discover she was in the throes of passion, not terror!
And there was the policeman who locked himself out of his own police station.